Following some recent jokes made by Stephen Colbert at Trump’s expense, the snowflake-in-chief decided to lash back at Colbert with some typical unfounded claims.
Last week, Colbert made a joke saying, “Mr. President, you’re not the POTUS, you’re the ‘gloat-us.’ You’re the glutton with the button. You’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You’re the ‘presi-dunce,’ but you’re turning into a real ‘prick-tator,” Colbert said.’
“Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign-language gorilla that got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin’s c–k holster.”
In a new interview with Time magazine, Trump responded with his usual rant. “You see a no-talent guy like Colbert,” he said. “There’s nothing funny about what he says. And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching. And it only builds up my base. It only helps me, people like him.”
“The guy was dying,” Trump said. “By the way, they were going to take him off television, then he started attacking me and he started doing better. But his show was dying. I’ve done his show. But when I did his show, which, by the way, was very highly rated. It was high – highest rating. The highest rating he’s ever had.” (In reality the show garnered 2 million fewer viewers than Colbert’s first episode of The Late Show.)
In the same interview, Trump called CNN’s Chris Cuomo “a chained lunatic.” He also said that Don Lemon was “perhaps the dumbest person in broadcasting.”